**BECAUSE SLIDING DOORS ARE JUST TOO HONEST ABOUT YOUR LIFE SYTLE!!**
344403
Leather
BURGUNDY
AWD
5GAKVBED8BJ344403
Engine, 3.6L Variable Valve Timing V6 DI Direct Injection (288 hp [214.7 kW] @ 6300 rpm, 270 lb-ft of torque [364.5 N-m] @ 3400 rpm)
Automatic
156,259
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**THIS TRUCK IS SO PRETTY, IT WILL BE THE COOLEST TRUCK IN THE HOME DEPOT PARKING LOT!!**
188146
Leather
RED
4WD
3GNFK32079G188146
Engine, Vortec 5.3L V8 SFI FlexFuel with Active Fuel Management, capable of running on unleaded or up to 85% ethanol (with gas - 310 hp [231.1 kW] @ 5200 rpm, 335 lb-ft of torque [452.2 N-m] @ 4400 rpm, with E85 ethanol - 326 hp [243.1 kW] @ 5300 rpm, 350
Automatic
123,897
Price:
$17,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**LIFE IS SHORT!! YOU SHOULD DRIVE A CAR THAT MAKES CHILDREN POINT AND SAY WOW!!!!**
181541
Leather Trim
RED
RWD
2G1FA1E37E9181541
Engine, 3.6L SIDI DOHC V6 VVT (323 hp [240.8 kW] @ 6800 rpm, 278 lb-ft of torque [375.3 N-m] @ 4800 rpm)
Automatic
108,000
Price:
$15,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**ITS KINDA LIKE ADOPTING A VERY LARGE SILGHTLY DRAMATIC DOG THAT RUNS ON GASOLINE!!**
156862
Leather
WHITE
RWD
1GNSCBE04CR156862
Engine, Vortec 5.3L V8 SFI FlexFuel with Active Fuel Management, capable of running on unleaded or up to 85% ethanol (with gas - 320 hp [238.6 kW] @ 5400 rpm, 335 lb-ft of torque [452.2 N-m] @ 4000 rpm, with E85 ethanol - 326 hp [243.1 kW] @ 5300 rpm, 348
Automatic
304,721
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
596784RR
Leather
BURGANDY
FWD
2C4RDGEG7HR596784
3.6L V6 24V VVT FlexFuel
Automatic
137,658
Price:
$12,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**PARKING ANXIETY DROPS BY 73%! (UNSCIENTIFIC BUT TRUE!..LOL)!!**
427169
Cloth
BLUE
FWD
3C4PDCAB2JT427169
2.4L I4 DOHC 16V Dual VVT
Automatic
128,774
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Need a mobile garage for your toys? Boom, it's got you covered
990389
White
4YDF3352XMZ990389
Price:
$37,500
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BUY HERE PAY HERE FINANCING AVAILABLE WITH DOWN PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $1500!!**
A54932
Cloth
BLUE
FWD
1FMCU0D72CKA54932
2.5L I4 Duratec engine
Automatic
157,871
Price:
$12,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**THIS TRUCK HAS A FOLLOWING BIGGER THAN ANY SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!**
A65661
Cloth
TAN
RWD
1FMZU67K44UA65661
V6 Cylinder Engine
Automatic
146,336
Price:
$12,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**THE TRUCK BED IS EMPTY 99% OF THE TIME.... BUT IT COULD CARRY A FRIDGE!!!!*
A53538
Cloth
BLUE
RWD
1FMEU3BE8AUA53538
4.0L SOHC 12-valve V6 engine
Automatic
150,232
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
*THIS TRUCK STILL HAS A LOT MORE WORK LEFT IN IT!!!!*
B42301
Leather
WHITE
4WD
1FTPX14V99FB42301
8 Cylinder Engine
5 Speed Automatic
131,481
Price:
$15,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Still starts every morning with more enthusiasm than I do
B38422
Cloth
SILVER
RWD
1FTFW1CT6BFB38422
V6 Cylinder Engine
Automatic
158,994
Price:
$17,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Truck that’s tougher than your in-laws’ opinions and more reliable than your morning coffee
D08827
Cloth
WHITE
4WD
1FTEW1E44KFD08827
V6 Cylinder Engine
Automatic
93,628
Price:
$26,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
** SOMEONE WILL ASK YOU WHY YOU BOUGHT THIS CAR AND YOULL SAY (SORRY THIS ONE IS BAD), ITS A FLEX!**
D20235RR
Cloth
WHITE
RWD
2FMGK5B80EBD20235
3.5L Ti-VCT V6
Automatic
163,482
Price:
$13,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**THIS HATCH BACK HAS LOTS OF ROOM! SEE I DIDNT NEED A MR MIYAGI JOKE...YET!**
302963
Leather
BLUE
FWD
1FADP3N20HL302963
2.0L I-4 GDI Ti-VCT Flex Fuel
Automatic
47,761
Price:
$15,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TAKE THIS FOR A TEAST DRIVE??!!**
122653
CLOTH
SILVER
AWD
1FAHP2MK1FG122653
V6 Cylinder Engine
Automatic
144,133
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
** YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE UN-COOL AFTER BUYING A HARLEY! NO MATTER WHAT YOUR TEENAGER SAYS!!**
B679067
PERSON
Not Specified
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
1HD1KEL12EB679067
POWERFULL
5 Speed Manual
22,119
Price:
$9,500
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
The closest thing to riding a thundercloud without getting struck by lightning
057732
RIDER
WHITE
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
1HD1BW5178Y057732
V TWIN
6 Speed Manual
21,895
Price:
$6,500
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**THIS CAR FITS IN PARKING SPACES WITHOUT A THREE POINT NEGOTIATIONS!!**
189397
Leather
BLUE
FWD
1HGCR2F88FA189397
2.4L 16-Valve DOHC i-VTEC I-4
Automatic
196,843
Price:
$13,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BECAUSE DEEP DOWN, YOU JUST WANT RELIABILITY....WITH CUP HOLDERS!!**
029161
Leather
SKY BLUE
4WD
5J6RE4H76BL029161
2.4L DOHC MPFI 16-valve i-VTEC I4 engine
Automatic
164,424
Price:
$13,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
** IT SAYS"I HAVE MY LIFE TOGETHER"...EVEN IF YOU ABSOLUTELY DON'T!!**
703393
Cloth
BURGUNDY
FWD
3CZRE3H36BG703393
2.4L DOHC MPFI 16-valve i-VTEC I4 engine
Automatic
165,149
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
I may be 2012, but I’m still cooler than your cousin’s midlife crisis convertible
002704
Leather
BLACK
FWD
JHLRM3H75CC002704
2.4L DOHC MPFI 16-valve i-VTEC I4 engine
Automatic
125,886
Price:
$14,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
SUV that screams, "I’ve got responsibilities, but I still like to party..."
556023
Cloth
GRAY
FWD
2HKRM3H39EH556023
2.4L I-4 16-Valve DOHC i-VTEC
Automatic
145,946
Price:
$15,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BA DA DOT DA DA!! YOU'LL BE LOVIN IT...PLEASE GET ME A VANILLA SHAKE!**
391043
Cloth
BLACK
FWD
19XFB2F5XCE391043
1.8L SOHC MPFI 16-valve i-VTEC I4 engine
Automatic
106,901
Price:
$14,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
*IF YOU WANT TO GET FIT IN THE NEW YEAR, THIS WAY IS A LOT LESS WORK!!!*
009522
Cloth
GRAY
FWD
JHMGE8H44AS009522
1.5L SOHC MPFI 16-valve i-VTEC I4 engine
Automatic
119,947
Price:
$12,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BASICALLY A LIVING ROOM WITH CUP HOLDERS!!**
063916RR
Leather
GRAY
FWD
5FNRL5H67DB063916
3.5L SOHC MPFI 24-valve i-VTEC V6 engine
Automatic
217,597
Price:
$11,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**SO DEPENDABLE, EVEN YOUR MOM WOULD TRUST IT!!!*
332311
Cloth
BLACK
FWD
5NPD84LF1JH332311
2.0L DOHC 16V 4-Cylinder D-CVVT MPI
Automatic
113,616
Price:
$13,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**Price? Let’s just say it’s cheaper than therapy, and way more fun than taking the bus!**
806906
Cloth
RED
FWD
KMHD84LFXKU806906
2.0L DOHC 16V 4-Cylinder D-CVVT MPI
Automatic
106,603
Price:
$16,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
** THIS JEEP IS PERFECT FOR HAULING CAMPING GEAR YOULL USE EXACTLY ONCE! LOL**
01-4786
Leather
White
4WD
1C4PJMDS5EW140760
3.2L
Automatic
147,647
Price:
$15,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**ITS HUMBLE.....JUST LIKE YOU.....MAYBE!**
121837
Cloth
WHITE
4WD
1C4NJRFB5HD121837
2.4L I4 DOHC 16V Dual VVT
Automatic
143,606
Price:
$11,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BUY HERE PAY HERE FINANCING AVAILABLE WITH DOWN PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $3500!!**
E92754
Cloth
TAN
4WD
ZACCJBCB8HPE92754
2.4L I4 MultiAir
Automatic
97,562
Price:
$16,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**SCRATCHES BECOME STORIES, NOT TRAGEDIES!!!!**
609058
Cloth
RED
4WD
1C4BJWEG2DL609058
3.6L SMPI 24V VVT V6 engine
Automatic
139,642
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Yes, I have kids, but I still deserve comfort and sanity
394609
Cloth
GRAY
FWD
KNDMC5C12J6394609
3.3L GDI V6 Lambda
Automatic
110,060
Price:
$15,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BECAUSE YOUR PLAYLIST DESERVES A MOVING STAGE (EVEN IF IT IS AIR SUPPLY!)
602894
Cloth
GRAY
FWD
5XYPG4A38KG602894
2.4L GDI Dual CVVT DOHC 16V I4
Automatic
99,893
Price:
$16,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
104505
SILVER
RWD
JTHBL5EF2B5104505
4.6L
Automatic
188,505
Price:
$14,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**FIVE ,FOUR, THREE, MAZDA 2 IS THE 1!!!!**(THIS ONE OFFENDED ME AS WELL) IT WAS SO BAD!**
177718
Cloth
WHITE
FWD
JM1DE1KY4E0177718
1.5L I-4 16-Valve DOHC w/VVT
Automatic
64,876
Price:
$12,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Anti-theft, 5-speed manual transmission included...
12F4760RR
Cloth
WHITE
FWD
ML32F3FJ3KHF09745
1.2L MIVEC DOHC 12-Valve 3-Cylinder
5 Speed Manual
75,260
Price:
$8,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**AND BE A JUKE BOX HERO!! (GOT STARS IN HIS EYES!!!) I LOVE THIS SONG!**
107203
Cloth
WHITE
FWD
JN8AF5MRXCT107203
1.6L DOHC 16-valve Direct Injection Gasoline (DIG) turbocharged I4 engine
Automatic
106,296
Price:
$12,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Price: less than a spaceship, more fun than a midlife crisis
250479
Leather
BLACK
AWD
5N1AZ2MH2FN250479
3.5L V6 DOHC
Automatic
118,903
Price:
$16,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**PEOPLE WILL WANT YOU TO HELP THEM MOVE, JUST SAY YOU HAVE PLANS TO HANG OUT WITH THE CAR STORE!**
789033
Cloth
Red
4WD
1C6SRFFT1KN789033
ENGINE: 5.7L V8 HEMI MDS VVT ETORQUE
Automatic
182,222
Price:
$18,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**SAME PRACTICALITY AS A MINI VAN...JUST A WAY COOLER VIBE!!**
473221
Cloth
WHITE
AWD
4S4WMACD0K3473221
2.4L DOHC Intercooled Turbocharged
Automatic
145,880
Price:
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**ITS FANCY ENOUGH TO IMPRESS DATES, BUT PRACTICAL ENOUGH TO KEEP THEM!!**
673118
Cloth
BLACK
FWD
4T1BF3EK7BU673118
4 Cylinder Engine
Automatic
130,325
Price:
$14,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**THIS CAMRY IS PERFECT FOR YOU IF YOUR BUDGET SAYS"EASY BIG SPENDER"LIKE MINE DOES!!**
703146RR
Cloth
WHITE
FWD
4T1BF1FK5HU703146
2.5L I-4 DOHC SMPI
Automatic
163,903
Price:
$13,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Buy it before your neighbor does. Do you really want them to feel superior? Didn’t think so
572069
Leather
CHARCOAL
FWD
4T1G11AK6MU572069
2.5L I-4 DOHC 16-Valve -inc: VVT
Automatic
201,902
Price:
$15,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**OH HELLO, LETS JUST GET BACK TO GOOD RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION, SHALL WE!!**
885288
Cloth
WHITE
FWD
2T1BU4EE6CC885288
1.8L DOHC SFI 16-valve VVT-i I4 engine
Automatic
121,168
Price:
$13,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BUY HERE PAY HERE FINANCING AVAILABLE WITH DOWN PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $2500!!**
081086
Leather Trim
SILVER
4DR
5YFBURHE1EP081086
1.8L
Automatic
120,559
Price:
$14,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BUY HERE PAY HERE FINANCING AVAILABLE WITH DOWN PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $2000!!**
257022
Cloth
WHITE
FWD
5YFBURHEXFP257022
1.8L I-4 DOHC Dual VVT-i
Automatic
127,944
Price:
$14,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Owning this car automatically makes you 37% cooler (scientific fact not included)
489293
Cloth
BLACK
FWD
2T1BURHE4GC489293
1.8L I-4 DOHC
Automatic
140,367
Price:
$13,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
Will outlive your wildest college memories
154829
Cloth
WHITE
FWD
2T1BURHE9KC154829
1.8L I-4 DOHC Dual VVT-i
Automatic
141,164
Price:
$14,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**HEAT MISER,SNOW MISER, AND NOW GAS MISER!! DA DA DA DOT!DA DOT!**
414994
Cloth
SILVER
FWD
JTDKN3DU0F0414994
1.8L 4-Cylinder DOHC 16V VVT-i -inc: Eco/Power/EV drive modes
Automatic
137,386
Price:
$13,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**SAFE AND RELIABLE JUST LIKE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT FOR YOR KIDS FIRST CAR!!!**
026957
Leather
GRAY
FWD
2T3ZF4DV6AW026957
2.5L DOHC SFI 16-valve dual VVT-i 4-cyl engine
Automatic
137,542
Price:
$12,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**BUY HERE PAY HERE FINANCING AVAILABLE WITH DOWN PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $3000!!**
070964
Leather
BLUE
AWD
5TDDK3DC8DS070964
3.5L DOHC 24-valve V6 engine
Automatic
158,884
Price:
$16,495
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**NEED A VAN! CHECK, NEED A TRUCK! CHECK,NEED A WAY TO GET A LOT OF PEOPLE MOVED, JUST SAY NO!!**
502463
Cloth
GREY
FWD
5TDKK3DCXES502463
3.5L DOHC V6 SMPI
Automatic
155,940
Price:
$15,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**ITS "TACO" TUESDAY EVERY DAY WITH THIS TRUCK! (ITS HARD TO BE BRILLIANT ALL THE TIME!)
022647
WHITE
4WD
5TFMU4FN6EX022647
4.0L V6 DOHC EFI 24-Valve -inc: aluminum block and alloy head w/VVT-i
Automatic
225,811
Price:
$17,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
**THIS TOYOTA TUNDRA DOESNT DRIVE OVER POT HOLES-IT ADOPTS THEM**LIKE WHO'S YOU TRUCK!
043571
Cloth
WHITE
4WD
5TFUM5F13DX043571
4.6L DOHC 32-valve i-Force V8 engine -inc: dual independent variable valve timing w/intelligence, acoustically controlled induction
Automatic
185,776
Price:
$17,995
Estimated By E.P.A.
Actual Mileage May Vary
